Hish Bowl

So I’ve been depressed lately… Rejection after rejection’ll do that to ya.

I really thought this’d be funner. It works better if you’re still good looking.

No worries, because boy do we have a solution for you: no, not that… Nivea for Men. That’s it. Away with the ‘many bottles’. Now we have one to do it all. Face, body, head, shoulders, elbows, knees and toes. Nivea for Men. It’s in one.

In other news, serious news, I slept for 17 hours two nights ago. That’s how bad my depression gets. It’s that video game boss that takes you a whole day and a half to beat.

Major Depressive Disorder is no joke, but what it really is I think is the antipsychotics unfortunately. They simply block dopamine and serotonin, so I’m left physiologically wanting.

And guess what? It’s chronic.

Who’d ever hire this guy? The luckiest company in the world that’s who.